sweetaspumpkinpie.

i have read these interesting things, all about insults. have i told you that INSULT is my favorite word? :)) im not being mean but insult and sarcasm can also be necessities, ya know. :p

Without wasting any more time, here's the list:

Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you.

When someone's looking at an object (e.g. his wallet) and laughing --What, does your wallet tell jokes?

When someone does something extremely fast --You taking steroids?

When someone says, "I feel so stupid" --It's okay to feel what you are.

When someone is spelling something aloud --Are you taking part in a spelling bee?

When someone is counting random numbers aloud --Playing BINGO?

When someone says, "Hey, you wanna hear a joke?" --It's okay, you're a joke all by yourself.

Looks like I overestimated the number of your brain cells.

When someone says, "I feel so stupid" or something similar --That's an understatement.
When someone says, "I'm so short!" --No, you're *quite* tall.

Cheer up! You're still taller than my sausage dog!

Let's say you're looking at a picture on a book, and someone asks, "What's that?!" --A book. Duh!

When someone asks, "Why don't you talk to me??" --You're not worth talking to.

Talking to you doesn't bring any benefits.

When someone tells you, "John is so ugly!" --Gee, you remind me of him.

When someone says, "I've a pretty sister." --Whatever happened to the brother / sister?

When someone says, "Hey, do you know that (blah) (blah) (blah)" --Alert the media!

When someone says, "Oh, no! I've a pimple! What should I do about it?!"I've bigger things on my mind to think about than your puny pimple, you know.

When someone says, "Don't tell me you're gonna tell me your parents" or something similar --I do have a life too, you know.

Someone has a weird or funny name --Gee, your parents certainly have a weird sense of humour.

When someone says, "I don't know how to do this." --Ah, I'm not surprised.

When someone asks, "What's happening?!" --With your IQ, I don't think you can understand.

You're so dumb your IQ and shoe size are the same.

You're so ugly your parents initially wanted to name you Rover.

Your B.O. is so bad you're classified as a potential biological weapon.

When someone delays something...
That will be the time when you get your first grandchild.

That will be the time when [name] stops doing [something he always does] (e.g. That'll be the day when Jack's feet finally smell nice)

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